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Michigan troll Dave Portnoy tries to take a shot at Ohio State, fails miserably

He never has good points to make when it comes to talking about Ohio State.
Dave Portnoy walks and gives a thumbs up to his fans as they where walking over to the 2026 Kentucky Oaks race at Churchill Downs.
May 1, 2026
Dave Portnoy walks and gives a thumbs up to his fans as they where walking over to the 2026 Kentucky Oaks race at Churchill Downs. May 1, 2026 | USA TODAY Network via Reuters Connect

Ohio State attracts more trolls than most programs. Michigan trolls are everywhere, and they just started emerging in 2021. That was the first time that TTUN had beaten the Buckeyes in a decade, and they finally learned how to talk trash. Before that, they were as silent as a church mouse.

Dave Portnoy is one of the more vocal trolls of TTUN's fanbase. Even after the Buckeyes pulverized the Wolverines a year ago, he hasn't stopped talking trash. He tried to take another shot at Ohio State on Monday morning, but he fell flat on his face with his criticism, as usual.

Dave Portnoy fails in attempt to talk trash about the Ohio State Buckeyes

While appearing on Wake Up Barstool, Portnoy claims that Ohio State whines whenever they lose. When responding to Brandon Walker, he called the Buckeyes the biggest crybabies in the sport.

"I was going to tip my cap. You are 100% correct. Ohio State is factually the biggest crybabies in the sport. They absolutely cannot handle getting their doors, butts, teeth, kicked in by Michigan. They've never accepted it, so I agree with that. Michigan doesn't complain. Oh my God, does Ohio State complain, cry, b---- and moan, yes they do."

It's hilarious to think that Portnoy believes he is making a coherent point. Portnoy refuses to acknowledge that TTUN cheated, even though they were punished by the NCAA for doing so. It's also bold of him to be talking this much trash after the beatdown the Buckeyes crushed them with a year ago.

Michigan fans whined the entire month of December after the Buckeyes beat them. Not only that, they cried about Buckeye fans making fun of the team firing Sherrone Moore. Perhaps if they actually had any sort of ethics anywhere in the athletic department, fans wouldn't be able to do that.

TTUN could be facing another loss to Ohio State in November

There's a good chance that the Wolverines are staring down another loss to the Buckeyes this season. They will have to travel to Columbus and hope that Bryce Underwood doesn't crap down his leg again in what will be the most hostile environment that he has seen.

Underwood has had a tough spring, while the Buckeyes have just gotten stronger as a program. Portnoy talking this much trash after what has transpired over the last few months just shows he is incapable of having an unbiased thought. Any unbiased fan can see that TTUN is in trouble.

They have to hire a new athletic director. They will likely have to hire another new coach in the next few years, as Kyle Whittingham isn't a spring chicken. By the time TTUN plays the Buckeyes, Underwood might not even be the starting quarterback.

Meanwhile, Ohio State is just reloading for another great year. They are one of the favorites to win the national championship, and they will be favored to beat TTUN when that game rolls around. Ohio State is in a much better spot than the whining Wolverines.

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