Connor Stallions just can't get enough of himself.
One would think when you've been disgraced to the level that Stallions has over his short life, you would try to keep your name out of anything that doesn't concern you. But not Stallions. He's committed to reminding the world how pathetic he is.
In case you haven't heard, John Mateer is in a bit of trouble. The Oklahoma quarterback has found himself connected to sports gambling through some questionable Venmo posts. This might be a big nothingburger or there might be some smoke from this fire. Either way, it's John Mateer's issue to deal with.
IF* these John Mateer Venmo transactions are true 2 things can be said
— Garrett Armbrust (@4thandsaturday) August 12, 2025
1. Why would you put “sports gambling” when you are a RS FR and it’s illegal by the NCAA
2. Who the heck looks at athletes Venmo transactions from 3 seasons ago??? pic.twitter.com/eUwarmhl65
But Connor Stallions couldn't help himself. For some reason he thought everyone wanted to see an old tweet that speculated about HIS Venmo account because...I don't know why. He just wants to be part of this story, so that we'll never see how much of a loser he is.
Needless to say, Stallions' attempt to draw attention to himself worked, and he got the replies that he wanted.
Hey Connor questions for you! Can you explain why you told an NCAA investigator live on a documentary “I don’t recall attending a Central Michigan game”
— Selfless_Gaming (@Selfless_Gaming) August 12, 2025
How do you not recall being on the sideline? Wearing CMU clothing and stealing signs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 please enlighten me.
Now that he's got all the attention he wants, he can claim that he lives 'rent-free in Ohio State fans' heads' or whatever he is going to say. It really doesn't matter because the world has moved on, and Connor Stallions will always be the asterisk on Michigan's championship whether they want to admit it or not.
But with a few weeks left before the start of the season, I want to thank Connor Stallions for reminding us that Michigan has such little faith in its ability to finally get over the hump that they needed to dispatch a lower-level assistant to Mount Pleasant to steal signals.
So congratulations Connor Stalllions, someone out there still cares enough about you to reply to your desperate attempt at trolling. Good luck selling those t-shirts.